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Someone needs to go to California chicken cafe with me because i’ve been craving a chinese chicken salad and side of spaghetti
When you read your grandma who also happens to be your hunty
"I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona."
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.